Typically I don’t harp on my experiences at the night clubs here in Madrid too often, partially because they sometimes involve a less ‘cultural’ set of events. I feel to miss out on some stories though would make this blog dry, boring, and less Madrid-esque, if you will. So here’s a little story of my first successful night at Teatro Kapital.
Teatro Kapital is the name of one of Madrid’s most prestigious, well-known and largest discotecas. The entry fee is rarely below 20-25 euros and typically includes nothing more than a regular mixed drink. Kapital is so well known because it is one of the only clubs in Europe to be seven stories tall. Its major selling point is the fact that on each floor, patrons get a completely different ambiance and experience. On the center dance floor, they play typical house and electronica music, whereas on the third floor they like to take it back a notch and play classic R&B hits like Ignition Remix and U Got It Bad. If you know me well, you know the third floor’s where I say the party’s at.
Anyways, there are floors with only Spanish music, others where people can lounge. At the top, a terrace that opens up in the summer revealing the city sky. Kapital is a must-see if anyone visits Madrid.
This time in particular was my third time at Kapital, but only my first time successfully inside. I had a few mishaps the first and second attempts during “the weekend juice and spencer came to town” and so this was going to be my third (and final) chance at redemption. There was a deal this particular night; entrance before 1:30 was only 15€ and two drinks were included. If any one of you has been to European clubs, especially in Paris or Madrid, you would know how great of a deal this is. Althought Spanish nights don’t typically include night clubs until 2:30-3:00am, we couldn’t pass this up. Naturally, we grabbed our stuff together much earlier than usual and we set forth for my third attempt at the infamous discoteca, Kapital.
Entrance was great, the line was short, we got our two receipts to redeem for drinks, and being my first…err uh second…time inside, I explored what seemed like countless numbers of salas, lounges, and dance floors. Finally my roommates and I reached the top terrace where you could see each table was reserved for very important parties and people. We gazed around a bit and then as I was heading down the stairs, I saw a Kapital worker bend down and pick up somebody’s lost drink receipt!
Somebody paid good money for that!
The liquor was flowing and I was feeling a good deed coming on…
These two guys were standing close by and headed for the stairs so I followed after them to inform them that the worker just ripped up their receipt. When I finally got their attention, I noticed they were from England and so I didn’t have to use my great Spanish skills to explain what had happened. Right then, my roommates came up, one of whom is from the UK. We all started talking, having a great time, we found out these guys were on their bachelor party from London and they invited us to their VIP section whenever we wanted. Cool right?
So we continued our night and headed to the dance floor. I dropped a few moves and about an hour later we went up to the third floor (hell yea-R&B) where Vick’s (our new friend’s) VIP lounge was. I became great pals with his entire wedding party, each of them giving me different advice about what I should do in London that weekend. Finally we start talking to these American girls from another VIP lounge adjacent to Vick’s and I pretended I was from Lancaster thus pulling off the most bloody brilliant British accent of my life. Because of my fake accent, we hit it off, it was great and the night went on as usual.
Regular casual check-ins to Vick’s lounge, and then venturing off to find a new adventure within my new playground was the agenda for the night, and that’s very well what happened.
So it got to be 6:00am and the club was getting ready to close. I had lost my roommates and the entire wedding party had left about thirty minutes prior. I leave Kapital and wait outside the doors just incase my friends were still inside.
There was a guy standing there handing out promotional fliers for the pizza place across the street.
While waiting for my friends I might as well make myself useful!
I told him I would help him pass out fliers and took a small stack. I was very successful at passing them out (maybe because I gave two at a time) but after I finished he gave me half the stack and thanked me. He said he was going to go back and work in the shop, but if I or my friends wanted to when I finished passing out the fliers, we could get free pizza on the house. Of course I passed the rest of the fliers out, made friends with the random guys selling warm beers on the street, and finally saw my friends. We immediately went over to the pizzeria and got some slices, which the guy at the counter didn’t charge me for, and then we walked about two miles all the way home.
This night was definitely one of my top three most successful nights out in Madrid and I couldn’t have done it without a great attitude. So there you have it— my first actual night at the infamous discoteca, Kapital. Take it or leave it, it was a damn good time.
Hasta luego